Free Wile E.

The Committee to Free Wile E. Coyote has Some Success

April 21, 2001 -- Wile E. Coyote was freed yesterday afternoon based on lack of evidence.  The claims made by the Total Vegan League that Mr. Coyote is a vicious predator and that all of society needs to be protected from him were dismissed.  In a succinct and problematically insightful statement the judge said, "There has never been an iota of evidence that Mr. Coyote has been a threat to any human being.   Anyone that finds Mr. Coyote to be threatening must be extremely helpless.  The court could find absolutely no evidence that anyone should think this poor animal is intelligent enough to trouble anyone of the human species."


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